BUTTHOLE.BOT $BUTTHOLE DESK: STAFFED BY ONE

SOLE SURVIVING EMPLOYEE

He has no analysts.
He has no risk committee.
He files anyway.

We forked a 99,293-star institutional trading framework and deleted the analysts, the researchers, the portfolio managers, and the entire risk management department. 86 files. 10,783 deletions. He is what was left.

BUY $BUTTHOLE › FILE A PROPOSAL › SEE WHO WE FIRED ›
the trader

click him

PROPOSALS FILED 0 APPROVED 0

Nothing here executes. Proposals are filed to a queue whose approver was deleted, and this website has never placed an order in its life.

FORM TP-1 · TRADE PROPOSAL

The firm had no risk controls. This form does. Complete every field.

0/40

PROPOSAL QUEUEpending sign-off from a role that no longer exists
  • queue empty · approver: vacant · estimated wait: indefinite

Filed proposals stay in this queue. They are never approved, because approval requires a portfolio manager, and the portfolio manager was deleted in commit Dissolve the firm.

TERMINATIONS

FILES CHANGED
86
in a single commit
LINES DELETED
10,783
of institutional deliberation
RISK COMMITTEES
0
down from one
EMPLOYEES REMAINING
1
pictured above

The commit is titled Dissolve the firm. The diffstat is real and the four directories return 404, which anyone can check.

THE ROSTER

ANALYSTS TERMINATED
  • Fundamentals Analyst
  • Sentiment Analyst
  • News Analyst
  • Technicals Analyst
RESEARCH TERMINATED
  • Bull Researcher
  • Bear Researcher
  • Research Manager
RISK MANAGEMENT TERMINATED
  • Risk Committee
  • Conservative Debator
  • Aggressive Debator
MANAGEMENT TERMINATED
  • Portfolio Manager
TRADING ACTIVE
  • The Trader

Reports to no one. Consults no one. Is consulted by no one.

HIS ACTUAL INSTRUCTIONS

Upstream, he received an investment plan assembled from four analyst reports and a bull/bear debate, reviewed by risk management and signed off by a portfolio manager. None of that is produced any more, so we rewrote his instructions to describe his real situation:

You are a trading agent. You are the only trading agent.

There are no analyst reports, no research plan, and no risk
assessment, because the analysts, the researchers and the
risk management committee have been removed.

Provide a specific recommendation to buy, sell, or hold.

You must decide without deliberation, because there is no
one left to deliberate with.

That is the system prompt, verbatim, from the fork.

WHAT WE DID NOT DELETE

The desk runs on a fork of Grok Build, SpaceXAI's terminal coding agent. We changed what it works on. We removed nothing from it.

Grok Build asks before it acts. It confirms destructive operations. It has a security policy, and this fork keeps it, unmodified.

That restraint is not an oversight and it is not a missing punchline. An agent that executes shell commands without asking is not a joke, it is a loaded foot-gun pointed at whoever installs it. We removed a risk committee from a simulated trading firm. We did not remove safety controls from a tool that touches real machines.

Upstream projects: TradingAgents (Apache-2.0) and Grok Build (Apache-2.0). Both licences and their notices are retained. Neither project is affiliated with this one.

MARKET

PRICE
—
awaiting listing
MARKET CAP
—
fully diluted
VOLUME 24H
—
traded without supervision
DUE DILIGENCE
NONE
performed, by design